T-Rex explores the immigrant experience at the video store
- T-Rex: Excuse me, do you guys have any movies about the immigrant experience? It's an emergency!
- Video Store: Yes!
- T-Rex: ...Starring Robocop?
- Video Store: No.
- T-Rex: Maaaaaaaan
“A bitter-sweet “parent moment” this morning when I noticed that my son is now old enough to pick the locks on his handcuffs.” —Scott Simpson, dispatches from the twitterverse
“Maybe I can learn how to say “fuck you” in binary code.. 0 0 1 1 0 mother fucker!!” —Elise Tarens
By The Way
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